Rubber is used only sparingly throughout the show. At the Bridgestone booth, however, the use of latex comes with plausible deniability.
The hippie looks is attempting to stage a come-back. I’m all for it, but I should not have thrown away my suede bell-bottoms.
Hairstyles range from the sublime …
… to the eclectic.
Commercial break: This rear-view mirror may not be fully compliant with new pedestrian-protection regs, use at your own risk.
Each pagan nun must be an expert at all poses ritualized for the Tokyo Auto Salon. The lady demonstrates the “I-am-a-wayward-girl-please-put-me-back-on-the-right-path” pose.
The “That’s-not-a-pimple-silly-that’s-a-dimple” pose.
If in doubt, the “That’s-not-a-pimple-silly-that’s-a-dimple” pose can be safely used in most circumstances.
The “I-can-show-you-where-to-go” pose.
The “How-dare-you-calling-me-a-stuffed-shirt-you-can’t-possibly-be-more-wrong” pose.
The “Help-I-am-held-hostage-in-the-store-room-of-an-Advance-Autoparts-dealer” pose.
The “Gee-is-she-for-real?”-pose.
The “Shocked?-Use-our-fine-products” pose.
The “Thank-you-for-telling-me-that-my-panties-are-showing”-pose.
The “How-do-you-like-my-tattoos-on-my-tatas?” pose
This is a specialist pose, directed at the upskirt photographer community.
Posing is serious business, and pagan nuns are continuously graded by quality inspectors.
Commercial break: If you occasionally google pictures of your ex, you’ll also like “The girls of the 2014 Tokyo Auto Salon.”
Scale is very important in the auto-business, where there is great quality in quantity.
Effects of the ongoing kimonodification.
If this is war, we can all be for it.
Yet another rigorous QA session.
Kaizen in motion: Under the watchful eyes of her shift supervisor, the lady performs her assigned operating procedure.
Buzzzz! There is a small equipment malfunction. Shift supervisor stops the line, takes corrective action.
Ding-dong! The line is running again.
Commercial break: For apparent reasons, it must be stated again that the primary mission of the Tokyo Auto Salon is the proliferation of bolt-ons and body-kits. Please write it down.
Audi has a very attractive presence at the Tokyo Auto Salon.
So does AMG, the hot-rod arm of Germany’s Daimler. Detroit automakers boycott Tokyo, as usual.
One manufacturer of rims tries to stand out from the sea of manufacturers of rims, and uses long-nosed booth personnel. Diversity is good.
But then, certain grass-eating demographics may find the inside of minivans more fascinating than the other sex.
And this concludes our uncoverage of the Girls of the 2015 Tokyo Auto Salon. We thank you for your attention.
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